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  • Gossip : 9
    Ellis and Marc are reportedly emptying the communal biliphone's chargecard, why oh why?
  • Gossip : 8
    Nasser feels very desolate because Kwik, Kwek and Kwak were wipping (?) on Mark's bed.
  • Gossip : 7
    Mohammed is going to be a father soon, inshallah, but we do not know for sure if he or his wife is carrying the child.
  • Gossip : 6
    Desperate call for Willem Beex!!!!!!!!!!!
    Your doggy is missing you very much.
  • Gossip : 5
    Mohammed thinks that Baul is a peautiful man....
  • Gossip 4:
    Ellis wanted to pull down somebody's beautiful blue-striped underpants.
  • Gossip 3:
    Margreet dances the techno-house in 'the Silo-Megiddo': The true armageddon.
  • Gossip 2
    What is Mark doing in Nassers tent?
  • Gossip 1:
    Why is Carmen walking around the tell in the middle of the night with the Gorilla, Square 7 and a donkey?
    Carmen; 'I was looking for my football. It was hanging in a tree.'

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  • News 6:
    Bedrock (Bad Rock) was reached in Fields C and B, but for Eva this is not yet the end of all troubles: a water-pit or alleged shaft grave distorts the natural features of her piece of the pre-human basis.
  • News 5:
    Recently, recalcitrant donkeys escape in and around Jenin. One of those was was captured in the excavation camp
  • News 4:
    By chance, Dutch Photographer Mark escaped a repeat arrest by the Jenin Police forces. An official police spokesman later said that charges of trying to photograph a Falafel shop were dropped and both officers and camera operator shared a cordial cup of Kahawa.
  • News 3:
    Tea-sellers in Jenin are quoted as being 'very happy', since tents are made cosy and tea-visits in tents are very popular these days.
  • News 2:
    Carmen and Eva very bravely discarded a scorpion while selecting pottery.
  • News 1:
    The scorpion is in two pieces now.


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  • Quote 5:
    Ellis: 'Hey hey, I'm a budget traveller! It's not that I don't want to spend any money, but 70 NIS (=35 Guilder =17.5 US$) is too much for a hotelroom!'
  • Quote 4:
    Xander: 'where are the falafels?' | Youssef: 'There were no falafels in Jenin today.'
  • Quote 3:
    Carmen: 'Floor moet niet nauw vallen want de lek flest'
  • Quote 2:
    Lucas: 'Half of the stains on my trousers were not made by me!'
  • Quote 1:
    Gerrit: 'I didn't know it was so hot here..'


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