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NEW !! The latest Gossip! | Update October 14, CHILL !!
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Gossip : 9
Ellis and Marc are reportedly emptying the communal biliphone's chargecard, why oh why?
Gossip : 8
Nasser feels very desolate because Kwik, Kwek and Kwak were wipping (?) on Mark's bed.
Gossip : 7
Mohammed is going to be a father soon, inshallah, but we do not know for sure if he or his wife is carrying the child.
Gossip : 6
Your doggy is missing you very much.
Gossip : 5
Mohammed thinks that Baul is a peautiful man....
Gossip 4:
Ellis wanted to pull down somebody's beautiful blue-striped underpants.
Gossip 3:
Margreet dances the techno-house in 'the Silo-Megiddo': The true armageddon.
Gossip 2
What is Mark doing in Nassers tent?
Gossip 1:
Why is Carmen walking around the tell in the middle of the night with the Gorilla, Square 7 and a donkey?
Carmen; 'I was looking for my football. It was hanging in a tree.'
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News 6:
Bedrock (Bad Rock) was reached in Fields C and B, but for Eva this is not yet the end of all troubles: a water-pit or alleged shaft grave distorts the natural features of her piece of the pre-human basis.
News 5:
Recently, recalcitrant donkeys escape in and around Jenin. One of those was was captured in the excavation camp
News 4:
By chance, Dutch Photographer Mark escaped a repeat arrest by the Jenin Police forces. An official police spokesman later said that charges of trying to photograph a Falafel shop were dropped and both officers and camera operator shared a cordial cup of Kahawa.
News 3:
Tea-sellers in Jenin are quoted as being 'very happy', since tents are made cosy and tea-visits in tents are very popular these days.
News 2:
Carmen and Eva very bravely discarded a scorpion while selecting pottery.
News 1:
The scorpion is in two pieces now.
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Quote 5:
Ellis: 'Hey hey, I'm a budget traveller! It's not that I don't want to spend any money, but 70 NIS (=35 Guilder =17.5 US$) is too much for a hotelroom!'
Quote 4:
Xander: 'where are the falafels?' | Youssef: 'There were no falafels in Jenin today.'
Quote 3:
Carmen: 'Floor moet niet nauw vallen want de lek flest'
Quote 2:
Lucas: 'Half of the stains on my trousers were not made by me!'
Quote 1:
Gerrit: 'I didn't know it was so hot here..'
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